Noteworthy News 2/18/09

I need to get drunk and make bad decisions more often!

Sex leads to success!- Kanye West, this is a motivational theory I can get behind!

Posh needs a burger y’all!

Facebook eats crow, reverses new content ownership policies.

Girls Aloud finally win at the Brits!

Justin Timberlake… GQ’s most stylish serial killer?

Matilda Ledger is to inherit Heath’s Best Supporting Actor Oscar if, aka when, he wins.

Speaking of The Oscars… RPATTZ IS PRESENTING!!! but shhhhhhhh, it’s a “secret”

Gerard Butler is not one of those lucky ones that will age well.

Even Sarah Palin’s own daughter thinks her mom is seriously misguided when it comes to sex-ed… she should know since she failed.